Jokes, one liners and funny stuff...

[Dr.Evil]

It's a trick for sure as I think you would kill the cat if you did it for real and it wouldn't be so clean either....  :icon_sick:

[Custom_Hobby]

LOL, oh it wouldn't be clean at all, lol. It was probably some sort of slight of hand (or camera) trick

[Bodhi]

Doubt that it would KILL the cat but it would cause some serious indigestion. To begin with the cat most likely wouldn't eat. Cat's tend to be picky when odd stuff is in their food (ever tried putting medicine in catfood. You have to hide it well or most cats will just walk away from it)
But it was funny  :icon_smile:

Comics never get good when retold but I'll try anyway (I found this one hilarious)
The strip is called "A tough day for kitty"
First picture shows a toddler watching a punch and judy show. A cat is dozing nearby
Second picture shows the baby glancing at the cat then at the puppets
Third picture shows the toddler smiling happily ramming her fist up where the sun don't shine and the cat screaming in shocked outrage.

Pure genious I thought. Pure genious. An incredibly simple idea well executed  :icon_wink:

[eyeolas]

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q152/clayinferno/LINUX.jpg

[Custom_Hobby]

Math Problem (click on the attachment)

[Bruenor Odinson]

A Man walks into a bar...............ouch.

[cheddarmonger]

Wonder if 911 will help me with my mini painting.

[Dr.Evil]

Wonder if 911 will help me with my mini painting.

Even GOD has limits you know..  :icon_wink:

[Keeper]

Just got sent this link:

http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article73.htm

Now all of my work colleagues think I'm mental because I started laughing so hard I couldn't breathe by the time I got to Duckbunny!!  :icon_lol:

[Chrysalis]

Just got sent this link:

http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article73.htm

Now all of my work colleagues think I'm mental because I started laughing so hard I couldn't breathe by the time I got to Duckbunny!!  :icon_lol:

Just the same. My wife was on the phone with her mother talking about serious stuff, and I had to explain why I was laughing... :dragon:

[Fabian]

I read this a while ago, it did make me shake my head with disbelief and nod in rueful agreement. I had erased the Dragon article that duck-bunny, armidalephant et al came from...

I still have the mag - horrible artwork, godawful monsters... the worst is the dragonfly-turtle... that's right a giant dragonfly crossed with a dragon turtle. It hurts my brain so much.

[dargrin]

Good article.  But he forgot the worst creature of them all!  The Nilbog.

[Fabian]

Oh god yes. I remember my biology teacher at school told me about them... ooh about 13 years ago. He played back in the day (so that must have been early '80s with the NIlbog), but I thought he had made it up. And then I discovered years later that the dastardly creature actually existed!

My least favourite creature from 3.5 is either the phantom fungus or the delver... they're just... odd. OK, beholders are odd, but kinda cool. The idea of them and illithids scared the crud* out of me as a player when I was younger.

[dargrin]

"What if we get an 8?  Got help us all............"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHY8NKj3RKs&feature=dir

[Bodhi]

Da kommt ein man aus Scwaben in eine kneipe rein und fragt:
"Kann mann hier rum kriechen?"
Der barmeister antwortet:
"Nein, hier wird ordentlish hingesetzt!"

ROFLMAO!!!


(German dialectal pun with words at its best. No I won't translate it  :icon_mrgreen:)

Oh and I know a bushman joke to:

Once upon a time the man didn't know how to make a woman with children
So he went to the woman and held his thing at her ear "Is it that hole?" "No it's not that hole" the woman replied
He then held his thing at her eye "is it that hole?" "No it's not that hole either" the woman replied Then he held his thing at her eye "is it that hole?" "no it's not that hole either the woman replied, it's the one between my legs"
"Oh I get it" the man said and thus the first baby was made.
Apparently it has bushmen (or !Kung [the ! representing a clicksound] as they call themselves) in stitches  :icon_rolleyes:.