Jokes, one liners and funny stuff...

[Baldemyr]

Hey guys watch out for this new scam!!

A 'Heads Up' for those of us men who may be regular Home Depot or Lowes customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works. Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowes.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th & 24th. Also November 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times just yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful.


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Apparently my personality is such that 2 friends of mine actually beleived it till all the different dates are listed.

[Balgin Stondraeg]

Spoof London Underground announcements.

[dargrin]

Happy LARPer's Christmas

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVZczLuoJoU

[Balgin Stondraeg]

In case anyone had forgotten My Pal is Foot Foot (and goodness knows but you'd want to) it's now been immortalised on You Tube. That is what happens when a crazy father buys his two daughters guitars and decides they're going to become pop stars (without the aid of any music lessons).

It got voted worst pop song ever a few years back in a competition that ran for about four months. It only entered the competition on the second week and despite more candidates being entered every week it just kept ranking highest (quite understandable really).

[Chrysalis]

I had to share this with you:

The New Star Wars toys range

[Chrysalis]

Will you find the three differences between the two pictures?

http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/Zoeken.swf

[Custom_Hobby]

No problem with the joke but please remember that kids look at the forum too (at least mine do). My six year old was terrified by that one for a few minutes.

[Chrysalis]

No problem with the joke but please remember that kids look at the forum too (at least mine do). My six year old was terrified by that one for a few minutes.

Oh sorry about this. I'm usually careful and I just forgot  :icon_neutral:

[Custom_Hobby]

No problem, I tell her never to sneak up on me anyway. It was fine, hell I sent it to a bunch of people. Just maybe post a warning for the kids.

[dargrin]

How screwed up do you have to be to do this?

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/5764886.html

[Custom_Hobby]

Although not funny, I moved this over to here because of how ODD it is!

[Custom_Hobby]

http://www.dedge.com/flash/hangman/

[Keeper]

http://www.dedge.com/flash/hangman/

Good one, CH :)  I only got to 385, though!

[Custom_Hobby]

Its addictive. I didn't keep track of the score but I noticed a lot of time went by and I got nothing done.

[Balgin Stondraeg]

I got up to 310 and I've never even heard of a sun visor before. It took me a while to realise it was themed.