Bob Olley's Dwarf World

[Bodhi]

I remember an old fantasy novel I read. I think it was written by one of those self proclaimed "druids" sometime in the nineteenthirties or so but I can't remember neither title nor author I'm afraid. In that the male dwarves had giant corcscrew shaped genitalia and had to find mates that where screwed in the "right direction" as it where....
I seem to recall they even used them to move about - kind of like "Marsupilami" in the Spirou comics uses his tail...




And no, that is NOT a request  :icon_sick:

But that's part of why I dislike Tolkien. Before him fantasy could actually come up with such wildly insane ideas and then he set a pattern that everybody tried to copy which caused stagnation in the genre.

[Custom_Hobby]

...maybe I could provide optional stick on beards :)

That's one of the best dwarf ideas I have heard in a while!