Prototype 4e Orcus mini

[Balgin Stondraeg]

Now Graz'zt... he's badass.

And unpronouncable.

Graz zut, no, it still doesn't work.

Graz azt, no, that doesn't work either.

[Custom_Hobby]

Yeah that 6 digited freak!! :icon_wink: :bludrgn2:

[Fabian]

I normally say "Graz zuhtuh" but the zuhtuh said very quickly like "huh?"

[Custom_Hobby]

And unpronouncable.

Graz zut, no, it still doesn't work.

Graz azt, no, that doesn't work either.

That's how he keeps wizards from binding him with his true name

[Balgin Stondraeg]

The only thing that I can think is that it's one of those bizarre african click languages that have phonetic equivalentrs (which actualy makes Tzeentch's pronunciation make a lot more sense when you consider all the birds and chicken heads).

[Custom_Hobby]

LOL :dragon:

[Hawkins]

Call him Grazzy, it always pisses him off  :icon_wink:

[Fabian]

Favourite piece of D&D fluff ever - Graz'zt's quotation in the monster booklet of the old Planes of Chaos box set.

"Your pretensions are amusing... but futile."

[Captain_Jack]

It's great from the neck down. That stupid dog head (with the cheeks, jaw and chin missing) and the club hands just make it look rubbish 'though.

And why should Orcus suddenly be red?

well you see, you take the orc from orcus, put him in space then you get ork and any ork worth his hide knows red ones go faster.

see, its the dwarf in you that missed that

cunning innit

[Custom_Hobby]

 :yeahthat: LOL :dragon: