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Title: well done Matt!
Post by: Medved on May 28, 2008, 04:02:33 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/Gi6ers/Jake.jpg)

Matt's wife gave birth yestarday.  Matt is now our forum's newest father!

CONGRATULATIONS MATT!!!!

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Title: Re: well done Matt!
Post by: Agentmolar on May 28, 2008, 04:59:20 AM
Well done mate!!!!

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Title: Re: well done Matt!
Post by: Bungle on May 28, 2008, 05:51:17 AM
What else can I say.... but....   :dance2: :dance2:  :wav: Matt has a  :binkybaby:

lets hope he doesn't  :g: much and you manage to get some :sleepy2: :sleepy1:

I keep being told you soon don't notice the  :puke: or the  :blob8:

I don't believe a word of it though

:crud*:
Title: Re: well done Matt!
Post by: Perv on May 28, 2008, 05:59:43 AM
Congrats Papa !!!

The training of miniature painting starts now, start em while they're young  :icon_w00t:
Title: Re: well done Matt!
Post by: cheddarmonger on May 28, 2008, 06:43:36 AM
Awesome news, Matt!  Congrats!   :icon_saber:
Title: Re: well done Matt!
Post by: Custom_Hobby on May 28, 2008, 07:45:36 AM
Congrats Matt (Gi6ers for those who don't know) and :welcome: to the Fraternity of Paternity :icon_wink:

@Bungle I knew all of those smileys would come in handy one day, lol
Title: Re: well done Matt!
Post by: Dr.Evil on May 28, 2008, 09:16:38 AM
Congrats Matt and try to remember that it may seem like chaos now but wait till she 16.   :icon_wink:
Title: Re: well done Matt!
Post by: Custom_Hobby on May 28, 2008, 09:41:33 AM
Wristy I don't know too many girls named Jacob Henry :icon_wink:
Title: Re: well done Matt!
Post by: Bungle on May 28, 2008, 09:50:24 AM
easily confused... the photo has the mouth open.. finding any picture of a woman with her mouth closed is nearly impossible as they never stop chattering.

:OUCH:

:OUCH:

Sorry my wife read that over my shoulder.  :icon_wink:
Title: Re: well done Matt!
Post by: Hawkins on May 28, 2008, 09:59:00 AM
LOL. congrates again Matt. :clap2:
Title: Re: well done Matt!
Post by: Bodhi on May 28, 2008, 03:00:32 PM
Quote from: Bungle on May 28, 2008, 05:51:17 AM
I keep being told you soon don't notice the  :puke: or the  :blob8:


I didn't. Then again I've worked taking care of VERY elderly people and compared to THEIR "waste products" those of a baby smell like lillies and roses  :icon_wink:
Title: Re: well done Matt!
Post by: gi6ers on May 28, 2008, 04:01:40 PM
thanks guys, please feel free to wet the babies head for me.

@Bungle, AM - It's brilliant, you'll be amazed.  I properly had the fear until I met him and now I have it's beyond great.  I even enjoyed changing his greeny/black tarlike pooey bum today.
Title: Re: well done Matt!
Post by: Bungle on May 28, 2008, 04:07:41 PM
Really glad you everything went well. How long was labour?



Title: Re: well done Matt!
Post by: gi6ers on May 28, 2008, 05:29:50 PM
Well, the contractions started on Thursday and she delivered on Tuesday AM....the actual final phase was a mere 13 hours.  Be prepared for a terrifying ride where you are deeply useless and you have to be Mr Calm on the outside. Take snacks and buy a water spray from the garden centre!!!!!!!! (delivery suites are hotter than hell itself)

I hate giving advice but this is a gem.  Once she gives birth you have to be a hero, if she is staying in overnight, go home and sleep and then you'll be ready for hero mode - shopping, cooking, doing the washing, fetching, carrying and everything you can think of including pushing medics into doing what your other half and baby needs doing.  Wetting the babies head can wait 'til they are home and settled.  I was tempted to go and have a few beers last night but you aren't going to be much use if you need to rush back for an emergency.

Sorry to go on.  Hope this is useful.
Title: Re: well done Matt!
Post by: Custom_Hobby on May 28, 2008, 08:20:32 PM
Guys take notes, Matt is a pro already!
Title: Re: well done Matt!
Post by: Keeper on May 29, 2008, 05:07:58 AM
Well done, mate :icon_smile:

As I said before - just because he's a little man, don't be tempted to paint him! :icon_wink:
Title: Re: well done Matt!
Post by: Bodhi on May 29, 2008, 11:35:12 AM
Quote from: gi6ers on May 28, 2008, 05:29:50 PM
Well, the contractions started on Thursday and she delivered on Tuesday AM....the actual final phase was a mere 13 hours.  Be prepared for a terrifying ride where you are deeply useless and you have to be Mr Calm on the outside. Take snacks and buy a water spray from the garden centre!!!!!!!! (delivery suites are hotter than hell itself)

I hate giving advice but this is a gem.  Once she gives birth you have to be a hero, if she is staying in overnight, go home and sleep and then you'll be ready for hero mode - shopping, cooking, doing the washing, fetching, carrying and everything you can think of including pushing medics into doing what your other half and baby needs doing.  Wetting the babies head can wait 'til they are home and settled.  I was tempted to go and have a few beers last night but you aren't going to be much use if you need to rush back for an emergency.

Sorry to go on.  Hope this is useful.

We had emergency caesarean incesions with all three. With the first one it took 36 hours of useless pain before they started it. She had even stopped breathing when she got out. They soon had her going again though, luckily. With the third we where SUPPPOSED to have a planned incision but he decided to peek out a month early so it became emergency with him to... Thank god for modern hospital care I say. Without it I would have had zero kids and a dead wife.
Ironically enough with the first we started out on a clinic that specialised in "Natural" births. No anaesthetics and all that. That's the reason it took so long before they sent us of for medical care...
Title: Re: well done Matt!
Post by: Sagunt on June 01, 2008, 12:43:24 AM
Congratulations!   :occasion14: